幽默小读者杂志内容摘抄英文翻译版

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But

got a crib in there, too?"你的肚子里有个小床吗 我嫂子利亚准备生第二个孩子的时候,她的儿子布莱恩有时就会摸摸她的肚子,感觉一下胎儿的动静。一天,他摸着妈妈的肚子,却没感觉到任何动静,他便问道:“小孩为什么不动了?”

看了一整天的橄榄球赛，亨利倒头睡在了电视机旁的椅子上。第二天早上，他的妻子来叫他起床:“起来吧，亲爱的，差二十分七点了。”He woke with a start. "In whose favor?"他被惊醒了，爬起来问:

1 理所当然 Taken for Granted THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son